Robin van Persie's New Friend?

If reports are to be believed, Arsenal are on the lookout for a new striker come January. I'll be updating this, and possibly another article, tomorrow with more information/opiniu-tainment. So if you're reading this and thinking "my God I simply cannot wait for Evan's brilliant views on football," don't worry about getting blue balls. It's coming soon. In the meantime, put an ice pack on your crotch.